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We are not like other girls that you are likely to meet here in London. I know that probably think that you have met exciting ladies here in London before, but I am pretty certain that you have not met anybody as exciting as the young ladies here at Clapham escorts. You see, we are the kind of girls who would like to offer you a little bit of everything. Life is like a pie with Clapham escorts, a little bit of what you fancy does you good and I am sure that you will love what you see.
How do you dip into this pie? First of all, you need to find out what sort of filling that you would like in your Clapham escorts pie. Be really honest with yourself and try to figure out what sort of palate you have got to know. Do fancy the taste of the exotic or do you fancy a bit of something more home grown? Don’t worry, it does not matter what you fancy. We are the girls who can prepare your pie in any which you like, and if you like a few sprinkles on top, I am sure that we can arrange for that as well.
As we both know, there are many layers to a pie. Once you have picked your bottom layer and your filling, you need to pick your topping as well. Tell me, is that going to be shortcrust or something else. We have lots of different specials here at Clapham escorts, that is what we like to call our pie toppings. Just one thing, you need to be careful with how you choose your topping. After all, we don’t want you to take on more than you can handle. It is so easy or your eyes to be bigger than your belly if you know what I mean.
Here at Clapham escorts we offer a very special home delivery service. It is called an outcall service. It means that the girls at the escort agency here in Clapham will bring your pie home to you. It is up to you how long you would like to enjoy your pie for. If it is a cherry pie that you have picked, I would recommend enjoying your pie a bit more slowly. Eating your entire pie in just one hour may just be too much for you. To make sure you don’t get indigestion, perhaps we should start with two hours. The girls have other recipes they like to introduce you to as well, and more than likely, you will find them interesting.